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someone come over tonight? ive had the house to myself for the last week and im feeling lonely, i have food an alcohol, plus you coming over will give me an incentive to clean up a bit.

the thing that confuses me most
is we eat so much
but poop only once a day

When you think about it, a pie is just a portable meat stew.

ryley-stbatman:

Bacon, avocado, and swiss on toasted garlic bread. 
I FUCKING LOVE SOUR WORMS